I Have created the most fat guy establishing sandwich just in time for lent. THE LENT-WICH that’s right lent-wich it consists of pig, cow and chicken all in one sandwich. Oh was it good its for all you vegans and all you god loving i giving it up for lent people. just eat it!
Start off with a chicken patty
Throw on a couple beef patties
Top off with bacon
Meetings tonight and soon the softball will start up in full force. Few nights a week in that and i am sure i will take at least one trip to the ER this year, last year only 1 because of softball. So things are looking up. Tuesday nights booked, Fridays booked, Sunday nights booked all from soft ball isn’t it great. the only thing we may need in MN though is some snowmobiles to get from base to base cause you never know what is going to happen with the weather in early games. I have been to manager meetings in blizzards and we couldn’t sign up for field time because they didn’t want anyone on the field with the snow.
Yes I did go pheasant hunting. No I did not have i license. Yes it was only March. Went to a game farm and ran a train on them roosters, num num num num num. I had a good time it was all for John Lanns bachelor party and it took place at “Sturdy Wings” hunt club. laid out 8 pheasants and 8 chuckers. returned with 7 roosters and 6 chuckers. i even chased a chucker on foot but those bastards can run like its goin out of style. We done good it was fun everyone who decided to chop wood instead of coming missed out big time.
So works sends you to Nebraska for a couple days of work and what do you end up with, a damn tornado. Why would you want to live there i don’t know but 4 days into spring a tornado hits Lincoln and injures 8 people. Sirens whele and i look out my crusty hotel room window and see everyone going about their business so i don’t worry about a thing. little do i know people are getting injured by flying shit.
Thursday U of M Gophers vs UMD Bulldoggies @ 7:07 PM and i will be drinking
Friday –UW Badgers vs Denver somethings @ 2:07 PM and i will be drinking
———-U of M Gophers vs The Fighting Sue @ 7:07 PM and i will be drinking
Saturday- UW Badgers vs The Fighting Sue @ 2:07 PM and i will be drinking
———–U of M Gophers vs Denver something @ 7:07 PM and i will be drinking
All in all gophers take home the Broadmoor Trophy and i will be drinking. Thank you for your time sorry for your inconvienience and have a good day!
p.s. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR ALL OF MY ACTIONS ON THESE 3 DAYS
Well pats reception was a hit i did do a little drinking and i think alot of other did as well, caught my mom with a beer, caught my dad trying to dance along with alot of other whites that cant dance including me. it may have been the alchol but probably not. all in all i think most had a good time.
Shake The Tail Feathers The Woft The Woft
Not Sure Smack That The Motor Boat
Check the Backround Just Click Belly Bounce Hands on the Knees
Not Sure Once Again Not Sure The Shake I Think
Protech Jig 2 Man Smack That Madonna Wannabe
The Jogging Man I Was Too Sexy Keep Guessing
For That Dance
Everytime the mullet gets cut off i end up in the the hospital for some reason.
June 21, 2007 cut off the mullet - June 26, 2007 Broken Right Hand (Scafoid Bone)
July 27, 2008 cut off the mullet - July 27, 2008 Torn muscle tissue in right ankle
February 19, 2009 cut off the mullet - February 21, 2009 accident cut open my melon
This time it was more at the cost of protech not my pocket book cause they lost a van and i got some cuts in which i declined to have stiches i just wanted them to tape it shut. Well they glued it shut and now i will have verticle scars across my forehead. just great.
I dont think anybody needs a punch in the face as bad as this guy does. the shamwow guy, at least it wasnt the blonde guy from the commercials. i hope he can get all the pop from under the piece of paper thin carpet.
When at first you dont suceed just use a giant chicken. like down at a cost cutters in Rochester, the large sign wasnt enough so they got a giant chicken to bring in dumb rednecks to get their hairs cut.
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