Drunkisms
Here is a page dedicated to all the odd things people say when they have been drinking that make perfect sense to themselves but it makes no sense logically.
Tim Galloway “I only like to fill my beers up half way so i can drink more but I’m not drinking that much!”
Amy Alpaugh “Its not how much you drink its how much you pay for that drink!”
Toothless Tina, The Bus Driver “You know the ingredients in cement, potato chips and beer!”
Mason Dixons “We don’t drink anymore, ……. but we don’t drink any less.”
Tim Emanuel “I am dead sober, but im over the driving limit.”
