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So I named the beast “It’s whats inside that counts” I’d like to think i am pretty awesome for inventing this, but as we know the lentwich is like a dog humping a pillow, you can keep doing it but you’re never going to make anything with it. This year the dog was humping away as i would like to put it. First I stopped at the chipotle got myself a double wrapped double the meat burrito containg the following; rice, steak, chicken, medium sauce, sour cream and chese. they wrapped it up in the 2 shells i asked for and down the road i went. Next stop was DQ got myself a chili cheese dog, just the dog for you today, “yep just the dog” I replied. well i got the mcnasty dog and parked. Here is where it all came together. Slowly unwrapping my massive meaty burrito and placing the dog inside i rolled her up to create LENT-WICH 2011

So Im at work and I need a lift, it needs to be ordered, it will be there before 2 she says. ok i have 5 hours to get paid to sit on my ass. Here is a list of things I did

1) nap

2) facebook my friends

3) read the entire best of craigslist for 2010 (my favorite was the guy thanking the lady for shitting her pants)

4) inventory of my truck

5) another nap

well 5 hours pass and guess what no lift has arrived Rogers has now paid me to sit on my ass for almost 6 hrs because this lift is not available. just a heads up for everyone i have a real stressful job (yeah right). and if you really need anything to do reading craiclist best of’s was well worth roger electrics time. Thank You RSC for beaing short handed when it comes to scissors lifts.

Lent a fine time for eating meat or just saying hi to Jesus. well i had to make an annual lentwich consisting of every meat group that you make food out of. so for 2010 it was a collaboration subway meets white castle. McGang Bang eat your heart out.

here is a link to donate to my page so just in that situation you want to donate you can. oh yes and Thank You to those who donate!

Jon’s Donate Page

Team Livabetes Donate Page

final five 2010 shirts have been designed in case you want to see them here they are.

Well the down slope of my life has started and what better way to kick it off than getting engaged yeah well at a certain time you have to do it. I got a tv and had to do it so i dressed like a gorilla and went to her work. did it and jim took video. pretty classy is all i have to say

OH YEAH! I ran through the wall dressed as the kool aid man for real. it was fun Tim Sperduto was tearing down all the walls in his house thought it would be fun to run through them and i was the kool aid man.

Memorial weekend was a blast once again drank some beer was out on a waverunner and shot some guns. a bunch of things to do on a nice long weekend. this is probably the only dumb thing i did all weekend that i can remember.

It kinda sucks going to rapid city but its hours and alot in a 1 day period so i did it. My truck hit the awesome milage of 80085 which looks like BOOBS on the odometer and i was so bored driving through that area i counted the most popular signs, just going east to rapid city from worthington.

Wall Drug: 98 signs

1880 Town: 32 signs

Rushmore Borglum Story: 29 signs

Reptile Gardens: 28 Signs

Rushmore Cave: 27 signs

Corn Palace: 15 signs

Pretty Cool Huh, NOT! i was bored

Tuesday April, 28 Softball!!!!!! I am ready its kick off time and i got my cooler ready and i got the officail beer of april 28th ready and on ice so cool!