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OH YEAH! I ran through the wall dressed as the kool aid man for real. it was fun Tim Sperduto was tearing down all the walls in his house thought it would be fun to run through them and i was the kool aid man.

Memorial weekend was a blast once again drank some beer was out on a waverunner and shot some guns. a bunch of things to do on a nice long weekend. this is probably the only dumb thing i did all weekend that i can remember.

It kinda sucks going to rapid city but its hours and alot in a 1 day period so i did it. My truck hit the awesome milage of 80085 which looks like BOOBS on the odometer and i was so bored driving through that area i counted the most popular signs, just going east to rapid city from worthington.

Wall Drug: 98 signs

1880 Town: 32 signs

Rushmore Borglum Story: 29 signs

Reptile Gardens: 28 Signs

Rushmore Cave: 27 signs

Corn Palace: 15 signs

Pretty Cool Huh, NOT! i was bored

Tuesday April, 28 Softball!!!!!! I am ready its kick off time and i got my cooler ready and i got the officail beer of april 28th ready and on ice so cool!

You just have to ask yourself “self, thats what you would call yourself, self should i spend 2500 on rims and tires for my 1991 Dodge Dynasty that is probably worth fair market value on a dry day so the plug wires are not arching all over the place and the you dont need heat cause it doesnt work anyway, $200 bucks. Hell yeah i should i just made this car 10 times what it is worth”  DUMB ASS!

picture taken on 42 and gardenview by my cell phone

So I had to work in Rapid City SD at first i was upset but than i decided to make the most of it and see the country. I stopped at roadside attractions and had a good time went to mount rushmore and the badlands (probably the coolest thing i have ever seen). I also stopped at the corn palace and the wall drug. all in all i had a good work trip to the south dakota.

I Have created the most fat guy establishing sandwich just in time for lent. THE LENT-WICH that’s right lent-wich it consists of pig, cow and chicken all in one sandwich. Oh was it good its for all you vegans and all you god loving i giving it up for lent people. just eat it!

Start off with a chicken patty

Throw on a couple beef patties

Top off with bacon

Meetings tonight and soon the softball will start up in full force. Few nights a week in that and i am sure i will take at least one trip to the ER this year, last year only 1 because of softball. So things are looking up. Tuesday nights booked, Fridays booked, Sunday nights booked all from soft ball isn’t it great. the only thing we may need in MN though is some snowmobiles to get from base to base cause you never know what is going to happen with the weather in early games. I have been to manager meetings in blizzards and we couldn’t sign up for field time because they didn’t want anyone on the field with the snow.

Yes I did go pheasant hunting. No I did not have i license. Yes it was only March.  Went to a game farm and ran a train on them roosters, num num num num num. I had a good time it was all for John Lanns bachelor party and it took place at “Sturdy Wings” hunt club. laid out 8 pheasants and 8 chuckers. returned with 7 roosters and 6 chuckers. i even chased a chucker on foot but those bastards can run like its goin out of style. We done good it was fun everyone who decided to chop wood instead of coming missed out big time.

So works sends you to Nebraska for a couple days of work and what do you end up with, a  damn tornado. Why would you want to live there i don’t know but 4 days into spring a tornado hits Lincoln and injures 8 people. Sirens whele and i look out my crusty hotel room window and see everyone going about their business so i don’t worry about a thing. little do i know people are getting injured by flying shit.